Four months into 2013 and the proverbial is still hitting the fan...
Just last week: my car blew its air con, all my remotes stopped working, (car alarm, front gate, and work gate) my Ubuntu computer operating system version expired, requiring an obligatory and lengthy process of familiarising myself with a totally new and unfamiliar desktop... and my phone, freshly liberated from its contract, would NOT connect to the internet.
I'm not a hippy (any more) but I have to ask: am I the only one experiencing spontaneous failure of my reality-matrix accessing hardware? And is it coincidental, or is this shift storm part of "The Whole 2012 Thing?"
Not being a hippy any more means that I now require scientific proof, or sufficient anecdotal evidence, for my belief to adhere to new knowledge, but I'm not above accepting common sense. According to NASA, the Sun is currently enduring the most active section of its 11 year solar flare cycle, occasionally projecting coronal mass ejections (gargantuan blasts of magnetic solar matter) into space. Since we are family, some of these huge magnetic blobs shoot strait over our heads, momentarily engulf our planet, and rattle off into infinite space. Because of the Earth's protective magnetic field and higher atmospheric layers, nothing dramatic occurs visually, apart from a noticeably more fantastic Aurora at the poles. But what do you think would happen to your cell phone reception if you left your phone in the path of a sustained magnetic blast such as an electro magnetic pulse?
Actually, we already know what will happen to your cell phone reception, because EMPs are actual weapons, used for the cunning application of taking out the opponents electrical systems... and their cell phones, their gate remotes, work and home, as well as their Google Contacts to Blackberry sync options. The enemy is no longer able to chat on face book, send bulk emails, blip bip their BMWs, connect to whats app, or share pics via bb.
If solar flares are to EMPs, as tsunamis are to knocking over a cup of tea, what effect is this heightened solar activity really having on our planet?
NASA has adopted a cautious attitude of nonchalant condescension, clearly attempting to avoid the potential for panic and sensationalism inherent in the idea that a gigantic and volatile mass of nuclear reactions, only 8 light-minutes away from our planet, is throwing stuff at us. NASA plays the whole thing down rather. They're going with "Its really quite technical, not as bad as it sounds, nothing to see here folks."
Albert Einstein said "God does not play with dice", and I do not believe in coincidence. When you have to get out of your car 4 times a day to open your so called "remote" operated gates, and wander around the entrance to your securely shut premises in which you live or work, pushing and waving your remote like a metal detector, you may be tempted to ask questions.
My first question is: What should I do when nothing works?
My second question is: How am I supposed to know?
This concludes my questions. Let us proceed with philosophy. Tao Master Lau Tsu is famous for writing:
"Before enlightenment, sweep the floor.
After enlightenment, sweep the floor."
Perhaps his annoyingly simple, irresistibly charming, Yoda-inspiring wisdom can be appropriated to mean: When your remote is broken, get a new remote?
This kind of thing can really throw a spanner in the works if you let it get to you. Its easy to ask the wrong questions:
Why is everything going wrong?
Why is life giving me broken plates instead of more money?
Should I stop what I am doing? Am I doing it wrong?
The car in which you are travelling towards the life of your dreams, slowly comes to a halt at the side of the road in the middle of the desert. There is plenty of petrol, but the driver is looking at the map, lost or procrastinating, and the supplies will only last a few more days. It is imperative that this driver commit to a decision and keep driving, because this car could be stuck for a very long time, and if the supplies run out, the driver may have to get out and walk.
What IS he talking about?
The car symbolises the force that moves you forward, could be your job, your passion, your Love, your Xbox... If you set your driving force (car) in the right direction, (toward your dream) you will arrive.
So, this is all very romantic, but when life happens, and things go wrong all at once, and we start to doubt our direction, then we stop moving toward our goal, and we start stagnating. In this dream metaphor, we would get out of the car, dig a hole in the sand next to the road for no particular reason, put out the camping chairs, crack open a beer, and convince ourselves that its much better to live here instead of chasing after wild imaginings, and we should let go of the foolish idea that we could ever reach our dreams. Conveniently for this metaphor, there are occasional whooshes of other cars speeding past, confident in their direction and purpose, as well as plenty of other drivers that have also pulled over and dug holes in the sand.
If you are a sand hole camper and you want to get back on the road to your dreams, I have just the thing for you:
New from the NBSR Workshop Series:
Have The Life You Want
This workshop takes a practical approach to your individual situation and shows you how to reverse-engineer your dream, bringing your dream to you instead of you having to chase it. Reverse-engineering is a fantastic, highly successful approach to getting something you don't have, because it takes an existing model of what you want and de-constructs it to find out how it works. Imagine you found a crashed flying saucer on the beach. (It's empty, the aliens had ejector seats.) If your sister's baby-sitter's dad were a rocket scientist, you could take him your find and ask him to tell you how it works, so you could mass produce flying saucers in China and make pot loads of money as the owner of the worlds first low-flying anti-gravity car company. He would take the flying saucer apart with tiny screw drivers, figure out how anti-gravity works, tell you he doesn’t know, and sell the design for pot loads of money on e-bay.
Your sister's baby-sitters dad aside, we can use reverse-engineering on our own dreams, and this workshop tells you how.
Whether this proverbial storm turns out to be solar, cosmic, karmic, or coincidental, I need access to my reality matrix in order to reach my dream, and I need hardware to do that, so I replaced my remotes, booked the car in for the air con job on Thursday, called Vodacom and got reconnected, and sat square-eyed for the last week configuring Ubuntu and sucky Unity. And even though I whined about how long it took for me to find the Gnome option (better), and how many complications, mistakes, and do-overs there were, and why me I don't have time for this, it feels good to know that this matrix access hardware is good for another few years. Who knows, maybe some of it will last until the next proverbial storm in 2024 :)
If you would like more information about the Have The Life You Want workshop, click here to be teleported to the NBSR Hypnotherapy website for details. I look forward to meeting you at the workshop :)
